im going to tell you a story
there was once a.....chicken
who spelled his name
SHICKEN
now this young chicken, Shicken, was a loner...
he only liked......fish
yes,...that's correct...Shicken was in love with fish...
ever since he was born, that's all he thought about
that's all he ate,
and he knew that one day, some day,
he would marry a fish
now you may be wondering...
why, if he loves fish so much,
wants to marry a fish,
does he eat fish?
that's easy...
he couldn't see
he couldn't taste
he couldn't smell--which explains why he was able to love such a horrid smelling thing
but that's beside the point...his true love was something he could never have
so, shicken is walking down the street one day...
and he spots...shish
a fish
at the site of Shish, he feels two things,
in his heart, he can sense true love
but in his stomach, he feels hunger pains
thus, he has come to a great decision he must make as Shish is coming closer and closer
does he ask Shish for her phone number?
or does he attack Shish and have his dinner right there on the corner of 3rd and main
to be continued...
stay tuned for excerpts from next time's boredom relief for Tera
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next time on the Adventures of Shicken and Shish,.....
(narrator)
Which will Shicken decide?! Will he affirm his love for Shish? 
or will his stomach win? 
Who knows?
We also become acquainted with Sham...
the slab of Spam
tune in next time...

©TERA CORBARI