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--Icken who was still making his way down main street, suddenly noticed that he no longer saw Shish.  In a panic, he starts looking all around.  As he is searching for Shish, he looks into Sham's (the slab of Spam) Super Bakery-only to find the love of his life-Shish.
As he glares into the bakery, he is reminded of that horrible day in 3rd grade.
It was the 5th of September, a bright, warm fall day.  Shicken could be found enjoying his recess with Coco-the Bear.  he and Coco had often spent their recesses together, talking of anything from which tetherball court was better, or how long recess really was.  But this day was different.  Today, today, Shicken had finally gotten the courage to ask Coco to meet him at the playground later that evening.  Just as they were making their plans final, a huge blue ball came and knocked Shicken off of the ledge!  Almost immediately, to the rescue of Coco came Sham-just as superman rescues Lois.   Sham told Coco that he was coming to save her from the horrible blue balls that would come after her if she did not leave Shicken alone.  
That would be the last time that Shicken would ever see Coco; his last glimpse of her was as she was running off with Sham towards the tetherball courts.
Upon reminiscing on this horrible day in September oh so long ago, he decides as he reaches the end of main street that this time, Sham will not get the girl.  Even if he must meet his death, SHAM  WILL NEVER WIN!
with that in mind, he turned around and headed towards Sham's Super Bakery. 
While making his way back down main street, he tried to figure out just how he was going to succeed in winning Shish.  It was obvious to him that he could no longer have his love for fish could no longer be in his stomach and in his heart.
For now, because he wanted to beat Sham at something, he decided to become a vegetarian.  And with that, he opened the door to Sham's Super Bakery.